Awaken the Ghost Machine


What's wrong with our society.
  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO


(Source: weheartit.com)



emilynoel:


Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D Movie poster

Soo excited for this! And I’m seriously loving this movie poster…soo cute ^_^

emilynoel:

Katy Perry: Part of Me 3D Movie poster

Soo excited for this! And I’m seriously loving this movie poster…soo cute ^_^



(Source: heart-of-snow)



aseaofquotes:

Frances O’Roark Dowell, Where I’d Like To Be
Submitted by stripperwithaheartofgold.

aseaofquotes:

Frances O’Roark Dowell, Where I’d Like To Be

Submitted by stripperwithaheartofgold.




“The thing is, you did not know the Starks… they look for courage and loyalty and honor in the men they choose to serve them.”

(Source: fearisforthewinter)



  • 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
  • me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning


insanity-and-vanity:

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lopola:

toloveyoudevah:

Bleeding Heart Dove.

There are a few of these lovely birds at our local zoo. I think they might be my favorite creatures there.

(Source: dsylecxia)



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